Your waiter approaches the table with a covered dish. He removes that little dome cover, revealing a whole pile of rabbits! They all stare at you for a moment before scrambling away with your salad.
The waiter apologizes profusely as the bunnies disappear into various burrows in the walls. The rabbits invested all their green into this restaurant, so they're part owners. Their mousefriends bought the remaining shares with all their cheddar.
the q u i n n t e r n e t is the personal mastodon instance of quinn darling. styling is a work in progress