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hey if any of you meet antonio banderas, tell him that zoey snyder is on her way

he won't know what it means, i just want to frighten antonio banderas

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morse code except it's horse code

cause like, they're tapping their hooves

get it? it's,
it's like a joke

okay look when i applied to do a ted talk i didn't really expect-[mic cuts off]

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#Commission stuff, #mastoart i guess? 

you know those sad scenes in movies where someone is trying to use a defibrillator or cpr on another person, all "live dammit!" way after they've clearly died, and its tragic cause they won't admit it?

that's me with the sam and max franchise

airhorn noises I'm bored n lonely, look at me airhorn noises

[Mean Political Commercial voice]
Mayor Adams believes that spiders will invade your penis.

[Nice PC Voice]
Mayor Andrews thinks that spiders have a place in our society, and it's not inside penises.

cw lewd, proving a point to Quinn 

[Mean Political Commercial voice]
Mayor Adams believes that spiders will invade your penis.

[Nice PC Voice]
Mayor Andrews thinks that spiders have a place in our society, and it's not inside penises.

i played a game with quinn and their lil one. they described a robot piece by piece, and i drew it. they weren't allowed to see the robot until it was completed. here is the result. 

Story of my frigging life 

cap'n crunch's oops all berries, except he's dressed as a police captain and it says "oops! all bastards!"

me, to zoey: you're cute

zoey, to me: you're cute

me, to the little one: you're cute

the little one, to me: *hiss*

restraining from owning the libs because property is theft

speakin of animation nerd shit, do yourself a favor and watch mysterious mose, if you haven't:

youtube.com/watch?v=q2rjEUpmzo

Honestly I can't even start with this. It's just my fave thing.

re: 90s kid shit, animation dorkery 

re: 90s kid shit, animation dorkery 

90s kid shit, animation dorkery 

In honor of bones day I am posting a fan comic I drew of @zoey 's Acorn City about those good bones

man you arrive on your bone ship to represent bone island, and everyone at the UN assumes you wanna talk about one thing

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skeleton zoey's choices:

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