@dopple @Kat also, zoey asks how often you preface doing horrible things with "c'mere"

@dopple @Kat we keep the boys in the lab make sure they don't bother us while we do important things

the lab is just a cardboard refrigerator box we keep in the basement

@dopple @Kat ...

you're a genius. i'll get the boys in the lab on this right away

@Kat okay so the origin is the ship of theseus thought experiment, which is basically "if you replace every single part of x, is it still the same x or a different one"

the little one's at grandma's and i just got a call from them because the little one just found out about pokemon sword and shield and is very excited and had to tell me that she was going to play it and make so many new friends and ;~;

at the supermarket a few minutes ago, i caught the reflection of a guy holding a bouquet and staring at my butt, and like,

the flowers are a nice touch, but i literally don't know you, dude

a selfie; eye contact, :boost_ok:​ 

@zigg oh but these days, with modern farming techniques, lumens can be reliably with almost no* chance of celestial detonation or spontaneous collapse into a black hole

*21.96%, as opposed to 94.4% with previous techniques

@zigg what do you have against ~stellar lumens~, zigg?

u, and i simply cannot state this emphatically enough, wu

dnd, food, nonsense 

folks were always complaining about how there were only "two women in the entire galaxy" in the original star wars trilogy but what about mon mothman, the only cryptid in the entire series?

mon mothman

this is like, a third of a joke, maximum

me: ain't no sunshine when she's gone
and this house just ain't no home
anytime she goes away

and i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i kn--

the missus: *very hard slap*

me: oh god i couldn't stop

good morning, friends! drink some water and do a lil stretch 'cause today's gonna be a real one

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