the missus: hey q, would you go into the kitchen and get <small list of items>?
me: sure! *exits room*
~a few minutes later~
the missus, walking into the room: did you happen to-
me, dancing a little nonsense dance in my underwear: get distracted? you'd better believe it
the q u i n n t e r n e t is the personal mastodon instance of quinn darling. styling is a work in progress