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work, finances, requesting assistance, please :boost_ok: 

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garbage computing joke; mildly lewd? maybe a robot thing? 

zoey: you should make a post that's spelled "g o o l f r i e n d" and then a comma, and then "g h o u l f r i e n d"

me: ... why?

zoey: *shrug*

had a business meeting

my girlfriend did all the talking and that was great

a selfie, eye contact 

welp, it's been a while but i guess quinn's just fully back on their bullshit. time to scream decemberists songs until my voice gives out

and now we are wed, the water our bed
and bank to bank our property lay
and you are my wild-eyed rusalka, my river-bride
drag me down, take me away
and here we will lie, you and i, 'neath the cold, dark sky

it is time for quinn to screamsing asking to rusalka, rusalka/the wild rushes in the shower again

quinn fact!

i sleep wearing an eyemask. this is not, as you might expect, to block the light, but rather to make myself look intimidating so as to ward off predators

food mention 

we received this in the mail a month or so ago and i keep it around for when i need something to become furious over

the indescribable sorrow of walking down three flights of stairs just to see the bus accelerating away. the shame of the climb. each step, each riser, calling out in mocking tones as you ascend once more, not in victory but in sheer, agonizing defeat. the soft jingle of the keys, now stowed in your pocket as you make your way back down yet again, a constant reminder of the journey to come. the child is quick to remind you that the blame lies on your head alone

the little one: are you a good guy or a bad guy?

me: a good guy

her: but i'm the good guy

me: can't we both be?

her: there has to be a bad guy

me: why can't we just be friends?

her, holding my face in her hands and looking into my eyes: you're the bad guy

good morning everyone, it's me, your favorite me

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