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work, finances, requesting assistance, please :boost_ok: 

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garbage computing joke; mildly lewd? maybe a robot thing? 

that was either the dykiest dyke or a-

yeah that was the dykiest dyke. cool

question about a music; boosts welcome 

fucked up that nobody's cuddling me right now

real fucked up

bad lewd 

food 

re: food 

responding to "no u" by calling the speaker a coward from now on

in the middle of a planned outage in february. cool, thanks, power company

🎶​ adventure crime, come on grab your friends, we'll case the joint and make some plans...🎵​

when we start exploring other planets we need to send a big queer internet dork to name all the critters so we can have scientific names that translate into things like "big snuggly baby" and "fluffy wagglebutt"

also the eurasian harvest mouse, micromys minutus, aka the baby so smol they have to tell you about it twice

what are some animals you know of that have fun, silly scientific names? i'll start

zuul crurivastator, a species of ankylosaur whose name means "zuul(as in zuul from the ghost busters movie, whose head sort of looks like an ankylosaur's), destroyer of shins"

i want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooow poly count

hey

listen

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