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tall girls in high heels, boost if agree

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garbage computing joke; mildly lewd? maybe a robot thing? 

the little one's at grandma's and i just got a call from them because the little one just found out about pokemon sword and shield and is very excited and had to tell me that she was going to play it and make so many new friends and ;~;

at the supermarket a few minutes ago, i caught the reflection of a guy holding a bouquet and staring at my butt, and like,

the flowers are a nice touch, but i literally don't know you, dude

a selfie; eye contact, :boost_ok:​ 

u, and i simply cannot state this emphatically enough, wu

dnd, food, nonsense 

folks were always complaining about how there were only "two women in the entire galaxy" in the original star wars trilogy but what about mon mothman, the only cryptid in the entire series?

mon mothman

this is like, a third of a joke, maximum

me: ain't no sunshine when she's gone
and this house just ain't no home
anytime she goes away

and i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i know, i kn--

the missus: *very hard slap*

me: oh god i couldn't stop

good morning, friends! drink some water and do a lil stretch 'cause today's gonna be a real one

a headcannon i constructed after seeing a sign while driving one day 

be kind to yourself today

and also every other day

i just pulled into a gas station at the same time as another car, and from it stepped two older butch gals who immediately held hands and marched into the building and i'm just swooning. i'm standing in line behind them right now and i cannot contain my big dopey grin

as i've gotten more comfortable with myself and my identity, i've really come to enjoy messing with cis folk. if you see me dressed in a very masculine way with like, my moustache nose ring, you're likely to get my high, "femme" voice, and if you see me wearing a dress and dangly earrings and my hair all pretty you'll get to hear the resonant, sultry baritone i was born with

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